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The author:(作者)一道烈火
published in(发表于) 2012/2/2 2:12:09
Five humorous story

1、Merciless woman nurse
A man go to hospital cut his wapper, a beautiful woman nurse shave his fur(it must shave fur
with nothing left befor cut wapper). The man is come of age, so he come into being
physiology reaction, but he actually fired, and fire to the beautiful woman nurse, full her
hands and cloths. She anger and shiver,speak in the heart: look me how to put in order you!
After over operation, the man be in hospital, the next day, that beautiful woman nurse go to
the man's bed ago, pull skirt show her thigh、briefs, speak to the man:are you feel the
briefs is nice? The man looked, below is hard, hear below "pa pa" several voice,cruel, burst
filament,have to boost to operation room sew again,so pain...
The next day, the woman nurse came again, stand before the man's bed,unfasten her cloth two
buttons, speake to the man: look my stature nice or no? "pa pa pa...", the man below emit a
hand of voice,burst filament again...
That night third time sew, the beautiful woman nurse come to the man's bed front with two
beautiful woman colleague...
At last the man be in hospital more than one month, it is said that below is without space
to sew.
男子去医院割包皮，剃毛的时候（割包皮要先把毛剃光）是一个漂亮护士，成年男士嘛，血气方刚，看到
漂亮MM拎着他那东西，心术当然就不正了，脑子歪几歪，那话儿“蹭”就竖起来，本来做这种术前准备时
那话儿竖起来也算是正常的生理反应，只不过男子最后竟然射了，搞得护士手上衣服上都是，气得那护士
直发抖，心里说“看我怎么收拾你”。
　　手术过后男子住院，第二天那护士MM走到男子床前，拉高护士裙露出大腿、底裤，嗲嗲的说：你觉得
这内裤好看吗？男子一看，热血沸腾，只听下面“啪啪”几声，惨了...爆线了～～...只好推进手术室再
缝一次，痛苦.....
　　第二天，护士MM又过来了，站在男子床前，解开二个扣子，波涛汹涌跃然而出，嗲嗲的对着男子说：
“你看看人家的身材如何呀？”，“啪啪”男子下身一串声响，又爆线了.....
　　做完第三次缝线的那天晚上，护士MM带着二个漂亮女同事来到男子床前，至于发生了什么事就不得而
知了，总之最后男子足足住了一个多月的医院，据说那话儿都已经缝得无落针之处了........　
　　　评论:这哥们住个院把小弟弟折腾的,哈哈
　　2.The wife derailed
One man talking with his two friends.
The first friend said: I sure my wife have a affair with a electrician, one day I find a
electrician clamp in my bed,but I have not electrician clamp!
the second friend said: My wife was infidelity to me,she definite seduce a cementer. One day
I find a brush in my bed, but it isn't mine.
The man tell his friends: So my wife has illegal love affair with a horse, that day I find a
reinsman in my bed after I go home.
　　　一个男子和他的两个朋友在一旁聊天。
　　第一个朋友说：“我妻子肯定是和一个电工有染，一天我床下发现一把电工钳，但我并没有电工钳！
！”
　　第二个朋友说：“我的妻子也对我不忠，她肯定是和一个水泥工混上了！一天我在床底下发现一把粉
刷，但那不是我的！”
　　男子告诉他的朋友：“那我的妻子就是和一匹马有外遇了！我那天回家后在床底下发现一名骑师！”
　　　　评论:哈哈,这个男子脑袋真够雷人的
　　3.Call
One woman call his husband: dear husband, I want to buy a necklace.
reply: Ok, we can buy four,throughout the year, change to wear!
After a while, the woman call again: husband, I want to buy a new cell phone.
replay:Ok, buy 12, a month change ones.
After a while: husband, I want to buy a car.
replay:Ok, Want to buy what kind will buy what kind.
the woman said: husband, you are very good!
after over, one man hold a cell phone said: whose cell phone was losted?
　　　一女士打电话给她丈夫：“老公，我想买条项链。”
　　答：“好，买四条，一年四季换着戴！”
　　过了一会，又打电话：“老公，我想换个新手机。”
　　答；”好，买12个，一个月换一次！”
　　再过一会，再打电话：“老公，我想买汽车。”
　　答：“行，想买啥样的就买啥样的！”
　　女人说：“老公，你真好！”
　　挂电话后,一男人拿着手机说：“也不知道是谁的手机丢了..”
　　　评论:反正不是自己的手机,随便侃呗
　　　4.Durex condoms with particles
The man is unwell, so he want to buy two plaster in drugstore, front the Including Hygiene
Supplies,he see a Durex condoms with particles, it says can add woman's pleasant sensation.
He want to buy one, call his girl friend, the girl says: Don't buy that, it is flicker you
and it doesn't work!
　　　　男人背不舒服，逛药店想买两贴膏药，走到计生用品前，看见一款杜蕾丝带颗粒的，说能增加女
方快感.
　　　宣传很诱人，没用过，买了一盒想试试，打电话告诉女友，她冲口而出：别买那个，忽悠人的一点
不管用。。。　
　　　　评论:女人无意暴露出轨啦
　　　5.brother-in-law,don't feel me, my sister is in home
I have a custom that touch husband's treasure when I sleep. yesterday I and my husband
go to sister's home. tonight we don't go home, I am sleep with my sister. At night,I will
touch husband's treasure in a daze, felt around his body, affirm can't touch that I want,at
this time, my sister lulled in and out of awareness says:brother-in-law,don't feel me, my
sister is in home.
　　睡觉时有摸老公小鸡鸡的习惯。　　
　昨天和老公去妹妹家串门，　
　晚上没走，就和妹妹一起睡。
　夜里，迷迷糊糊的手又不老实，
　习题性的把手伸向那熟悉的“地方”，　
　摸来摸去，肯定是摸不到想要的东东啦，　　
　于是心想：完了，这下在妹妹面前可糗大发了，
　就在狂懊悔的时候，　
　睡眼惺惺的妹妹翻了个身，　　
　嘟囔道：“姐夫，别摸了，我姐在家呢……”
　　评论:哈哈,这下可是彻底露馅啦

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