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published in(发表于) 2013/2/25 10:01:16
Imitation coedna to employ

There is a female college students of the very popular for talks. Shanghai municipal party committee secretary YuZhengSheng in Shanghai jiaotong university lecture cited the joke.
The joke is as follows: a female college students to interview, the manager saw your resume, raise head to ask her: "you are party members?" The girl suddenly tense up, excitedly said: "the party member, also have good person!"
This day boring, also to a parrot, imitate female college students apply for story to write a few joke:
A man went to mutually close, woman slowly sip a few mouth drinks, suddenly asked: "I've heard that you are doing urban management?" Man suddenly tense up, said excitedly: "urban management also has not rough not hitting ah."
A professor to give a the paper, the editor will paper had a browse through, said: "this article is is ok, but I like..." Professor suddenly tense up, said excitedly: "Sir, professor also have their own write a paper not plagiarism plagiarism."
A person promotion, some friends let him treat. On Good things come to an end, a friend offered him a cup of wine, said: "without a special background, can do this quickly promotion, it's not easy." The officials immediately tense up, said excitedly: "old classmate, also some people Without a background, without send money,not in bed be promotioned ah."
The doctor gave the patient a to do list of nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR). The patient asked: "do mri? Is it check what?" The doctor immediately face will break down, not happily say: "Sir, some inspection is also necessary!"
A building padrone saw a man every afternoon to the site turn, still looking at here, where the knock, sometimes with vernier caliper will steel measured, then ask him why. The man said, his home is not far from here, after the completion of the bridge, his children after every day from the above. Therefore, he will come and look at this bridge built in how cheung. Padrone immediately tense up, harsh voice said: "master craftsman, now built bridge, some can also ten years eight years will not collapse of ah."
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有一个女大学生应聘的段子流传甚广。上海市委书记俞正声在上海交通大学讲课时引用了这个段子。
原段子如下：一个女大学生来公司面试，经理看了简历，抬起头问她：“你是党员？”那个女生顿时紧张了起来，激动地说：“党员里也有好人啊！”
今日无聊，亦来个鹦鹉学舌，模仿女大学生应聘的故事写几个段子：
一男子去相亲，女子慢慢地啜了几口饮料，忽然问道：“听说你是做城管的？”男子顿时紧张了起来，激动地说：“城管也有不粗暴不打人的呀。”
一教授到某编辑部送论文，主编将论文浏览了一遍，说：“这文章倒是还可以，只是我好像......”教授顿时紧张了起来，激动地说：“先生，教授也有自己写论文不剽窃抄袭的呀。”
一个人升官了，几个朋友让他请客。宴席上，一位朋友敬了他一杯酒，说：“一个没有特别背景的大，能这样快就升官，真是不容易呀。”此官员顿时紧张了起来，激动地说：“老同学，也有人一不靠背景，二不靠送钱，三不靠床上功夫而提拔的呀。”
一医生给病人开了一张做核磁共振的单子。病人问道：“做核磁共震？是检查什么的？”医生顿时将脸垮下来，不高兴地说：“先生，有的检查也是有必要的呀。”
一建筑包工头见一男子每天下午都来工地上转，还这里看着，那里敲敲，时而拿游标卡尺将钢材量量，便问他为何大。男子说，他家离这儿不远，大桥建成后，他的孩子每天都要从上边经过。因此，他要来看看这桥在怎祥建。包工头顿时紧张了起来，厉声说道：“老师傅，如今建的桥，有的也能十年八年不会垮塌的呀。”
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