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published in(发表于) 2013/3/13 9:08:49
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I got a face of beard. It happened that I like it very much, I feel it makes me more manly, so I've been with it.
Wife is very like my beard, she said, at the beginning is to have a crush on my beard beard, fall in love with me again.
After have a daughter, my daughter don't like my beard, she went to Mrs. Leaders, said: "mom, dad always love with beard pierced me, you let my dad put the beard shaved off." Mrs. Firmly on my side, there is no promised his daughter asked. Over the past few years, my beard is bitter fleabane bitter fleabane wife didn't say half a word.
Mrs. Recently, however, with her classmates after the meeting I attended a, the home will I go to the barber to shave the beard. I don't know what wife suddenly to such a 180 degree turn. Can I say: "beard shaved off, but you have to tell me why."
Wife says: "or don't say the reason, I am afraid that I will speak out against your self-confidence."
I say: "say, it doesn't matter, want to believe my heart to bear ability."
Wife said: "our classmates said that you and I don't match, said that a full face of beard of old, you look at least 10 years older than me. They asked me, how to find such a grandpa level man!"
I smiled and said, "look at those students, you is what view, I call it" old "? Don't know, I this is called 'mature'."
Wife said: "I no matter you are old and mature, tomorrow must give me a shave."
The next day, I follow orders of Mrs. to the barber shop cut haven't a little beard. Touch smooth cheeks and chin, look at the relaxed face in the mirror, I suddenly found that, not the beard should be I really is very handsome. I wrote himself: "beard beard, you bury me for so many years."
That afternoon, my wife drive to pick her up after work in the factory, So many people in the factory gate, at first glance I saw Mrs, Mrs. At the same time also see me. I clearly find wife saw my eyes a bright. Wife say: "ah ah, I really more handsome young husband didn't beard!"
Wife happy, I also happy.
But,You don't say weird things,One afternoon after work,Wife came home is a full face of said crossly:"you are still grow up the beard!"
"Why?" I puzzling, "you two days ago not to say that I have no beard also handsome young?"
Wife suddenly shout loudly: "you which come so many useless talk? I said I grow up will have to grow up!"
"Good good, grow up, grow up, don't shave." I am afraid of wife send a bigger fire, hurriedly made a promise.
Wife then said, "and, starting from tomorrow, and forbid you to go to pick me up at the gate of our factory, I take a bus to go home."
My stubborn temper was come out by Mrs's the unassailable tone inspired. I said: "let me listen to you, but you have to tell me the reason, otherwise, I should shave every day, want to pick you up again."
Wife leng along while, only to say the reason:
Original, Mrs's colleagues said, we don't match, Mrs. Look at least 10 years older than me.
I am in distress situation.
Starting the 《short-short world》 11, 2012
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我长了一脸的络腮胡须。偏偏我很喜欢它,感觉它让我更有男人味,所以我一直蓄着它。
  太太也很喜欢我的络腮胡须,她说,当初就是先看上我的络腮胡须,再爱上我的。
  有了女儿后,女儿不喜欢我留胡子,她到太太那里告状说:“妈妈,爸爸总爱用胡子扎我,你让爸爸把胡子剃掉吧。”太太坚决站在我这边,没有答应女儿的要求。几年来我的胡子蓬蓬勃勃,太太也没说半个不字。
  可是,前段日子,太太带我参加了一次她的同学会后,一回家就要我去理发店剃掉胡子。我不知道太太什么突然来了这么个180度的大转弯。我说:“胡子剃掉可以,但你得告诉我原因。”
  太太说:“还是不说原因吧,我怕说出来打击了你的自信心。”
  我说:“说吧,不要紧的,要相信我的心里承受能力。”
  太太说:“我们的同学都说你和我不般配,说你那满脸的络腮胡子显老,看起来比我最少大10岁。她们问我,怎么找了这么一个姥爷级的男人!”
  我笑了,说:“瞧你那些同学,都是什么眼光,我这叫‘老’吗?知道不,我这叫‘成熟’。”
  太太说:“我不管你是老还是成熟,明天必须得给我剃光。”
  第二天,我遵从太太的嘱咐,到理发店剃了个寸须不留。摸着光洁的两颊和下巴,看着镜中那张清清爽爽的脸,我突然发觉,没了络腮胡须的我其实是很帅的。我自己数落自己:“胡子啊胡子,你埋没了我这么多年。”
  那天下午,我开车到太太的厂里接她下班,厂门口那么多人,我一眼就看见了太太,太太也同时看到了我。我明显地发现太太看到我时眼睛一亮。太太说:“呀呀呀,我老公没胡须还真年轻英俊多了呢!”
  太太高兴,我也高兴。
  可是,你说怪不怪,一天下午下班,太太一回到家中就满脸不悦地说:“你还是把胡须蓄起来吧。”
  “为什么?”我莫名其妙,“你前两天不是说我没胡须还年轻英俊些吗?”
  太太突然大声吼起来:“你哪来那么多废话?我说蓄起来就必须蓄起来!”
  “好好好,蓄起来,蓄起来,再不剃。”我怕太太发更大的火,赶紧作出了承诺。
  太太接着又说:“还有,从明天起,再不准你到我们厂门口去接我,我自己坐公汽回家。”
  我的倔脾气被太太那不容置疑的语气激发了出来。我说:“让我听你的可以,但你得告诉我原因,不然,我既要每天刮胡须,又要去接你。”
  太太愣了半天,才气鼓鼓地说出了原因。
  原来,她们厂里的人说,我俩不般配,太太看起来要比我最少大10岁。
  我哭笑不得。
(首发《小小说大世界》2012年第11期)
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