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published in(发表于) 2013/6/22 4:23:02
What's the most moronic China question you have been asked？

I have been asked 'So, you live in China, you must eat a lot of sushi then eh?'
Closely followed by possibly the most unanswerable question ever 'So whats it like living under murderous dictarship?'
Anymore to give me a Friday afternoon laugh?
我曾经被问过：“既然你住在中国，那你一定吃了很多寿司对吧？”
紧接着可能是最让人无语的问题是“在这个残忍的独裁国度里生活感觉如何？”
谁还有更好笑的说来听听
Swiss-James
"You live in China? How scary. I would never leave my apartment when living there"
(Job interview)"So, you know Chinese.... ehm can you paint these strange characters too?"
"Do they eat cats/dogs/monkeys ever day?"
"You live in a compound? How strange. So when you never have contact to Chinese, what's the point of living in China?" (Ehm, our neighbours are all Chinese ...) "Oh, so it must be very dirty in your apartment building ...."
“你住在中国？太可怕了。我要是住在那里，绝对足不出户。”
（求职面试）“你会中文…也就是说，你会写那些奇怪的汉字喽？”
“他们每天都吃猫/狗/猴子吗？”
“你住在一个小区里？太假了吧。你又不和中国人打交道，那你去中国干什么？”（其实，我们的邻居都是中国人…）“这样啊，你的公寓楼一定很脏喽…”
Andreas
Ah, you are from Australia? Then you must know my friend Xiao BenDan, he also lives in Australia.
什么，你来自澳大利亚？那你一定认识我的朋友小笨蛋，他也在澳大利亚。
queenmab
"Oh yeah! China's in Japan right?"
"Did you eat cat/dog/rat?"
"So you rode your bike everyday, right?"
"I bet you got sick of eating rice 24/7"
"How do you say/write my name in Chinese?"
“哇塞！中国属于日本，对吧？”
“你吃过猫/狗/老鼠吗？”
“你每天都骑自行车吗？”
“我敢打赌你每顿饭吃的都是米饭”
“我的名字用中文怎么读/写？”
tihZ_hO
Q: Do they have WalMarts there?
A: Yes, and everything they sell is made in America
"Really, No ****?"
问：他们那里有沃尔玛吗？
答：当然，他们卖的所有东西都产自美国。
“真的假的啊”
vesper
I went to the dentist in America between living in London and coming to Shanghai. The dental assistant told me to stay away from tea and when I told her I was moving to China, she asked if there was tea in China.
我住在伦敦，准备去上海，动身之前我去看牙医。医生告诫我不要喝茶，我告诉她我准备去中国，她问我中国有茶吗….
bus3
I'm 6' tall, "So you live in China, do you feel like a giant there?" And from my mother-in- law, "Be careful or you will turn into a Communist."
我身高6英尺（1米82左右），“那么你在中国有没有一览众山小的赶脚？”我的丈母娘如此问道，她说：“多加小心，不然你会变成一名共XX。”
TIC
Back in the day during my first year of University (where we studied Chinese as well) we were preparing for a summer course in Beijing. The day before we leave we had a couple of drinks in a bar when my classmate came up to me and asked, since she wondered, if 'there is a time difference between here (holland) and China'......I looked at her for 2 minutes without saying a word, and at that moment decided never to bother talking to her again....
Stupidest questions from Chinese in China.... too many I guess.
- Are you Chinese? (me 6'5 white) YES I AM.
- How come all foreigners have Aids?
- and more
在大学的第一年里，（我们也学习中文），我们准备去北京进行夏令营。就在出发前的前一天，我们在酒吧喝酒，我的一个同学走到我身边询问我，因为她想知道，这里（荷兰）和中国有时差吗…我盯着她有2分钟之久，无语凝噎，然后我结束了这次无聊的对话。
在中国，中国人也问了很多很蠢的问题：
“你是中国人吗？”（我，6尺5寸，白人）是的，我是….
所有的外国人都有艾滋吗？等等，等等
Gay_Chevara
Are you like China?
Do you marriage?
Can you to eat chopsticks?
你喜欢中国吗？
你结婚了吗？
你会用筷子吗？
Snuden
How big is your salary?
你每月赚多少软妹币？
Magical_Trevor
When I said I was moving here I had to point out to two friends where China is on a map. One of them is a lawyer.
我对两位朋友说我要去这里（中国），我不得不在地图上给他们指出中国的位置。其中一人还是律师。
WickedChris
before I left : "So you'll eat lots of sushi and drink Sake!" (and I'm not joking! loll)
While I was here a friend asked me by email how I was able to access the internet with the censorship and all ... really people have little knowledge of Asia in general!
在我离开（这里去中国）之前：“你将会品尝到很多寿司和清酒！”（我真的不是开玩笑）
到了中国之后，一个朋友通过email问我是如何在审查制度之下联入因特网的…人们对亚洲的了解真是太贫乏了！
MoonOverMiami
How's their Chinese food?
中国菜好吃吗？
p1atl10
Is the Kung Pao Chicken better there?
(insert also Chow Mein, Moo Goo Gai Pan, General Tsiao's Chicken...etc)
那里的宫保鸡丁更好吃吗？（把宫保鸡丁换成炒面、蘑菇肉片、左宗棠鸡等等…）
skyline5k
"They have cars? Really? And the internets?"
他们有小车吗？真的？有互联网吗？
kidrok
u like chinese girl?
你喜欢中国女孩吗？
thekoreanguy
"I hear China is like, so developed now!"
我听说中国很那个，现在这么发达了！
VictoriaC
"I'm going to China tomorrow!"
"Who is that?"
She didn't mishear.
“我明天就要去中国了！”
“中国是什么，能吃吗？”
她没有听错…
HAMLover
Are you from Xinjiang? - I said, No.

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