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The author:(作者)左published in(发表于) 2013/11/12 11:57:00 Underwear 1.5 meters long？ Cat： I’m sorry， math teacher
Underwear 1.5 meters long?Cat: Sorry, math teacher-11, double 11, cat shopping Carnival, the cat-it news Underwear 1.5 meters long? Cat: I'm sorry, math teacher
Double 11 shopping Carnival of the cats later, cat announced data have been, up netizens but slots.
Jiangning police microblog last night openly questioned online cat "sold 2 million pairs of underwear in the 3,000 km long" publicity , joked, "do you sell panties size per article on average 1.5 metres long? This size of underpants to buyers, what's the point? ”
Data on diapers was also another slot, cat claims, "November 11, total sales of milk powder have billions, and 500,000 cans, for the 2-month-old child to eat for a week in the country. Diaper sales of 87 million, about 66 million, as measured in a water absorption is 1000 ml, probably SOP 6 Lake ", then, once again, been throwing up Groove" not good at math. " Jiangning public security online said, to Ali by claimed of "a paper diaper suck water is 1000 ml" calculation, 1000 a urine not wet can suck 1 cubic metres of water, and West Lake has 10 million cubic metres about of water, 66 million paper diaper only can lessons West Lake of a fraction (to 1000 a urine not wet can suck 1 cubic metres water calculation, 66 million paper diaper can lessons 66,000 cubic metres of water, only for West Lake water of 0.6%). To realize the cat "SOP 6 Lake" algorithm, "diapers to absorb 1 ton of water".
This morning, cat weibo openly admitted, too excited, a hippie math teacher can't afford.
Soft media Editor: PayPal have you excited yet?
一条内裤长1.5米？天猫：对不起数学老师 - 双十一,双11,天猫购物狂欢节,天猫 - IT资讯一条内裤长1.5米？天猫：对不起数学老师
天猫的双十一购物狂欢节过去了，天猫公布了多项数据，但也遭到了网友的吐槽。
江宁公安在线官方微博昨日晚间公开质疑天猫的“卖出200万条内裤连在一起有3000公里长”宣传，调侃到，“你们卖的内裤尺寸平均每条都有1.5米长吗？这种尺寸的内裤对购买者来说有什么意义？”
另外一项关于纸尿裤的数据也遭到吐槽，天猫宣称，“到11月11日上午10点半，奶粉整体销量过亿，50万罐，可以供全国2个月大的新生儿食用一个星期。纸尿裤销量8700万，约6600万片，以一片吸水量是1000毫升计算，大概能吸干6个西湖”，随即再次遭到吐槽“数学不好”。江宁公安在线称，以阿里所宣称的“一片纸尿裤吸水量是1000毫升”计算，1000个尿不湿可吸1立方米的水，而西湖有1000万立方米左右的水量，6600万纸尿裤仅能吸取西湖的一个零头（以1000个尿不湿可吸1立方米水计算，6600万纸尿裤可吸取6.6万立方米的水，仅为西湖水量的0.6%）。而要实现天猫的“吸干6个西湖”算法，“一片纸尿裤要吸掉1吨水”。
今早，天猫官方微博公开坦言，太激动、昏头了，数学老师对不起了。
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