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The author:(作者)左published in(发表于) 2013/11/12 12:31:23 Girl don’t come in， double-11 anti-wives ruin the family’s ultimate trick
Sister don't come in and ruin the family's ultimate trick-double double 11 anti-daughter-in-law 11, double Raiders 11-IT information Girl don't come in, double-11 anti-wives ruin the family's ultimate trick
Double 11 was coming, many men's sleep, and imagined how the dual 11-day to prevent wives ruin the family.
Battle , original scripts like this, "double 11 ladies and men note, first thing in the morning to open his wife Alipay and Internet banking, enter the wrong password three times in a row, and then went to work. Remember remember! ”
Sister replied, "don't be silly, you can retrieve password, you guys are so immature. ”
Battle two , rushing out with technical tricks, but this image just keep living "computer idiot"-sister. Is this operation: by modifying the hosts blocking all major electricity supplier Web site.
▲ Rubik's cube master computer ( download ) Hosts management
See here, sister smile: "aside from the fact that modify the hosts too Pediatrics, you guys know the APP? ”
Three battle , men at various anti-live, I leave home to watch "no-opportunity girl" may be? Boss not to issue slightly.
Battle of four : real good man is to let the wife just flowers, dual 11-peace of mind on your squad, wife well your shopping cart account to do.
Finally , learn these tricks don't? First, you have to have a sister ... ... Therefore, double 11 get off of here!
妹子别进来，双11防媳妇败家终极绝招 - 双11,双11攻略 - IT资讯妹子别进来，双11防媳妇败家终极绝招
双11就要来了，不少男士可是寝食难安啊，在捉摸着怎么能在双11当天防止媳妇败家呢。
攻防战一、最初的段子是这样的，“双十一各位男人请注意啦，起床第一件事就是打开老婆的支付宝和网银，连续输入三次错误密码，再去上班。切记切记！”
妹子的答复是，“别傻了，可以找回密码的，你们男人真是幼稚。”
攻防战二、慢慢演变出带技术含量的招数了，但这招也只是能防住“电脑白痴”型的妹子啊。是这么操作的：通过修改hosts屏蔽各大电商网站。
▲ 魔方电脑大师（下载）的Hosts管理
看到这儿，有妹子婉然一笑：“先不说修改hosts太小儿科，你们男人知道APP么？”
攻防战三、男人们一看各种防不住，我请假回家看着“败家娘们”可以不？这就看老板批不批咯。
攻防战四：真正的好男人是让媳妇随便花，双11安心上你的班，把自己的购物车也交代给媳妇好了嘛。
最后，学会了上述的招数没处使？首先你得有个妹子……所以，双11之前快脱单吧！
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