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Today I found a dedicated Twitter help PS photos account.
He is very eager to meet people's needs, and brain hole Super big, so that people have a special feeling to say: this is no p, this is entirely life p jokes. Of course, not just a joke, he also used p figure this thing to write about chicken soup, about philosophy, helping others to complete a space dream, even humiliating fan or something, please enjoy:
A lot of people have their space dream, James has also been very sincerely help you complete. Like this want to take p to space (space) girl, James perfectly into her computer keyboard SPACEBAR (space).
Still have to step on Mars (Mars) refers to the Earth (Earth) brothers, p became the station above the Mars chocolate bar, pointing to a pile of dirt (Earth). Well, I'm not sure if James wants to punish him without capitalizes the first letter of the Earth ... ...
Got friends who wanted to appear in Star Wars, ending Huan removal:
James helpful sometimes are very pragmatic, and he even helped people clean the mirror!
-My mirror is a little dirty, what do you do?
-The next time you try this. (And p a cleaning spray)
Other than the spoof, James was also a great chicken soup, in the words of pop is probably the concept of three is.
Like the girls want to look a bit thinner, says he never lean over, want to have a photo of themselves can be proud. James back to her original, and say:
You will not be happy if the things that he did not. If you are healthy and happy, so why lose weight?
There are the friends you want to change your skin tone, James also used the same routine:
And the want to let oneself like the Kardashian girls, James is back to the original, said she now has very good, don't become like the Kardashian herself. (I agree)
He even comforting in a strange way. Like the little brother, his friends say his neck like a giraffe, and James p had his neck really long, says this is the giraffe.
But who wants to become a big breasted girl, James is very hard to satisfy her needs:
I said James is a man of wisdom, in fact, is because this photo. Netizens want James to help him take p, James p off the user himself, on the grounds that: it is a phone camera, cell phones are gone, how can anyone do.
Also, I found James don't like is someone to let him help out what p.
Such as the netizens want the girl in purple dress out, so James did a own intimacy with purple skirt girl photo, said they took her away, had a good play. Super brain hole.
There, said ugly things please help me sort the photos removed (refer to the lower left corner the cat). So James ... ... Cat left, lost girl p.
The special will play PS satin hand James, although now only p-dozens of pictures, it has over 400,000 fans on Twitter, there are 170,000 Instagram fans and even has its own website
一个PS界的段子手：脑洞大、口味奇、三观正 - PS,段子手 - IT资讯
今天我在推特上发现了一个专门帮人PS照片的账号。
他非常热心地满足人们的需求，而且脑洞超级大，以至于让人特别想感慨说：这哪里是在P图，这完全是在用生命P段子啊。当然，也不只是段子，他也用 P图这件事来写写鸡汤，讲讲哲学，帮助他人完成一下太空梦想，甚至羞辱一下粉丝什么的，请您欣赏：
很多人都有自己的太空梦，James也一直很真诚地帮大家完成。比如这位想要把自己P到太空（space）中的少女，James 就把她完美地塞进了电脑键盘的空格键（space)里。
还有这位想要站在火星（Mars）上指着地球（Earth）的兄弟，被P成了站在Mars牌的巧克力棒上面，指着一堆泥土（earth）。呃，我不能确定这是不是 James 想要惩罚他没有把 Earth的首字母大写……
还有这位想要出现在星战里的朋友，结局也很欢脱：
James的乐于助人有时候是非常务实的，他甚至会帮人擦镜子！
-我的镜子有点脏，你能做点什么吗？
-下次试试这样。（然后P了个清洁喷雾上去）
除了恶搞之外，James 也是个鸡汤高手，用流行的话说大概就是三观正吧。
比如这个女孩儿想让自己看起来瘦一点，说自己从没瘦过，想要拥有一张自己能够引以为傲的照片。James把原图回给了她，并且说：
你不会因为那些自己根本没有的东西而高兴的。如果你现在健康又快乐，那为什么要变瘦呢？
还有这位想要改变自己肤色的朋友，James也用了一样的套路：
以及这位想要让自己像卡戴珊一点的女孩，James 也是一样发回了原图，说她现在就已经很好看了，根本不用把自己变成卡戴珊那样。（我赞同）
他甚至还用奇特的方法安慰人。比如这位小哥，他的朋友们都说他脖子长得像长颈鹿，于是James就真的把他的脖子P得超长，说这才是长颈鹿呢。
然而对这位想要变成大胸的妹子，James就非常不客气地满足了她的需求：
我之前说James是个有哲思的男子，其实就是因为下面这组图。网友想让 James帮他把手机P掉，于是James把网友本人也P掉了，理由是：这是一张手机自拍，手机都没了，怎么会有人呢。
而且，我发现James最不喜欢的就是别人让他帮忙把什么东西P掉了。
比如这为网友想让紫色裙子的女孩儿 out，于是James就做了一张自己跟紫裙女孩的亲密照，说自己把她带走了，玩儿得很高兴。真是脑洞超大。
还有这位，说请帮忙把照片里的丑东西移走（指左下角那只小猫）。于是 James就……把猫留下，把女孩儿P掉了。
这位特别会玩儿PS界的段子手James，虽然现在只P了几十张图，就已经在Twitter上累积了40万粉丝，在Instagram上也有了17万粉丝，甚至还有自己的网站