German media to the United Kingdom's "love letters": stay, goalkeeper on a penalty after we do not! -The United Kingdom, the EU-IT information
How much the Germans want the United Kingdom in the European Union? Left to let Britons vote Thursday, Germany's largest newspaper pictures Germany Bild (Bild) ran a exemplary "love letter", the British made a series of promises, including recognition of British a very controversial 1966 World Cup win, don't forget, this is that Germans hold a great event for half a century.
"Dear Britain, if you stay in the EU, we will recognize the Wembley goal," the newspaper wrote in a front-page article. In order to let the British no longer in football because of penalties, injuries, it also promised that "we will not goalkeepers in the next free throw, let you play to play it a bit more. ”
This is one of their more than 10 commitments. But are willing to lay down "historical grievances", they are even willing to change habits and styles of life, such as not using sunscreen at the beach anymore, for British swimming pool on the edge of the bench, and so on. Indeed, they said, to drink tea like British and United Kingdom provide more for the James Bond movie villain role candidate, and so on.
That's all they made 11 commitments:
Dear British people, if you can stay in Europe ... ...
We will recognize the Wembley that ball!
We don't joke about Prince Charles ears!
We went to the beach without sunscreen, accepted the Sun with you!
We will not goalkeepers in the next free throw, let you play play more cool!
We will bring in tea time in Majorca barrels to drink!
Our candidate will be provided in every James Bond movie villain!
We'll put our clocks back an hour, so that we were in the same time zone.
We will promote the EU directive banning beer has bubbles!
We will pool the benches reserved for you, and give you towels!
We'll (Germany coach) Joachim Loew sent to you direct your "Crown (CrownJewels)" event!
We will celebrate the Queen's birthday of 100 years old!
That supported the British in the European voice in Germany very popular. This month, Germany der Spiegel magazine have released a Special Edition, printed on the United Kingdom flag images, and is equipped with a line of German "Bitte geht nicht!" As well as the English translation of "Please don't go!", translated is "Please don't leave! "The Berlin journal (Berliner Zeitung) Thursday published a photo with United Kingdom flag balloon image photos, with" don't leave us! ”
However, the British did not accept the German offer attentive, also decided to leave the EU, are cruel: more than half of the voters chose to vote for back in Europe. The Germans can only sigh "the result hard to believe" and "today is the worst day for Europe. ”
Well, at least for Germany can continue in the future that does not recognize the Wembley goal.
德媒给英国的“情书”：留下来，以后点球我们不上守门员！ - 英国,欧盟 - IT资讯
德国人到底有多想让英国留在欧盟？为了让英国人投票留下，周四德国发行量最大的图片报刊《德国图片报》（Bild）登了一篇堪称典范的“情书”，向英国人做出了一长串的许诺，甚至包括承认1966年世界杯上英国人一个非常有争议的赢球，别忘了，这可是令德国人耿耿于怀了半个世纪的一件大事。
“亲爱的英国人，如果你们留在欧盟，我们将承认温布利那个球，”该报在头版文章中写道。为了让英国人不再在足球场上因点球而受伤，该报还承诺，“我们会在下次罚球时不要守门员了，让你们踢球踢得更爽一点。”
这只是他们所作出的十几项承诺中的一项。除了愿意放下“历史积怨”，他们甚至愿意改变生活习惯和作风，比如，不再在海滩上使用防晒霜了，要把泳池边上的长椅留给英国人等等。甚至，他们还表示，要像英国人一样喝茶，为英国的詹姆斯·邦德电影提供更多反派角色人选等等。
这是他们做出的全部11项承诺：
亲爱的英国人，如果你们能留在欧洲……
我们将承认温布利那个球！
我们再也不拿查理斯王子的耳朵开玩笑了！
我们去海滩时不用防晒霜了，跟你们一起接受日晒!
我们会在下次罚球时不要守门员了，让你们踢球踢得更爽一些！
我们会引进喝茶时间，在马略卡岛拿桶喝！
我们会在每次上演詹姆斯·邦德电影时提供反派人选！
我们会立刻把我们的时钟往回调一个小时，这样我们就在同一个时区了。
我们会推动欧盟发布指令禁止啤酒有泡沫！
早上我们会把泳池的长椅给你们预留着，还有毛巾都给你们！
我们会把（德国队教练）勒夫送到你们那指导你们的“王冠(CrownJewels)”赛事！
我们会庆祝女王的100岁诞辰！
这种支持英国人留在欧洲的声音在德国非常普遍。本月德国《明镜》杂志推出了一本特刊，里面印上了英国国旗的图片，并配有一行德语“Bitte geht nicht!”以及英文翻译“Please don’t go!”，译过来就是“请不要离开！”《柏林日报》（Berliner Zeitung）周四也刊登了一张带有英国国旗形象的气球照片，配文称“不要这样离开我们！”
然而，英国人并没有接受德国人献的殷勤，还是狠心地决定弃欧盟而去：超过一半的选民选择投票支持退欧。德国人只能感叹“结果难以让人置信”、“对欧洲来说今天是最糟糕的一天。”
好吧，至少德国以后还可以继续不承认温布利的那粒进球。