2000 years ago, the first woman who tries to live, is man's life-a webcast, anchor-IT information
A. D. Qian 18, in China for xihanxiaochenghongjia three years, on the main is for GUI d, is rabbit, when universal shengping, annual and no event can Syria, longitudinal is climate somewhat abnormal, April North drought, November Sichuan Zheng Gong rate more than 60 more than people uprising, but this reaches, to China size of big, seems to annually in by inevitably, as long as small never led to big disaster, also on irrelevant. All in all, in history, Hung actually light a year for three years.
But Internet history standpoint, hongjia three years appear first in history through a network of civilians live host Red, even the Internet appears nearly 2000 years later.
All share slimming experience beauty bloggers all over the Internet have an ancestor level icon, that is alone, the "Royal Horse horses don't know" beauty, and Tang's "chaise longue on the horse the horse is not entitled" Yang yuhuan and called "necked", and "hand dance sound fields" alone has become the legend of slimming.
▲ (Alone in one of the screen image)
Going to talk about today, is another legend, Zhao Feiyan's sister Zhao Hede, the two sisters also featured regulars from the show, of course, that is another topic.
18 BC sometime this year, Emperor Cheng Liu Ao people near open app, see Yang A Princess online, went to her home and found maid alone in Swan Lake and charming, so I added alone in app, red packets are asked about. Alone knows how to tease Chinese way, three days in a row is hard to say "uncle is not about we don't about".
Called his wife rather than concubine, concubine rather than steal, stealing than stealing it. Says a Western Han emperors like sister seduce girl stinky virtues, Emperor in Pingyang Princess tried to Empress Wei Zifu, draped alone took pains this time Emperor Cheng, were not always in turmoil, have nothing to fear to be spoiled. Eventually after alone in the host computer, succeeded in getting Emperor Cheng of direct unloading of micro-shake shake shake, bottles and people nearby.
To make your stay in more solid portions status of micro-signal to the top of the dialog box, and then boot the harem micro group of other members of the Group of Western Han dynasty, Zhao Feiyan and teammate Zhao Hede also pulled his sister into harem groups.
▲ (Zhao Hede one screen image)
Alone by the online to offline O2O Zhao Hede pull into his house, her sister soon gained momentum, Emperor Cheng and Zhao Hede in the presidential suite of the Ritz-Carlton, after meeting room, feeling the harmony in life, he made a circle of friends:
"Prefer to die drunk gentle, not Mu-Wu Bai Yunxiang. ”
For the political and entertainment circles in Western Han dynasty, this was a shocking news. Subsequently, the lively rushing hot Gossip Entertainment Queen wrote what position, Emperor indulged in a gentle, never to early? 100,000 plus micro-explosion of articles.
While political King country, also published the hard work and prosperous during the day, night work article satraps tried, accused the Zhao sisters "this dangerous beauty, fire extinguishing", is also 100,000 plus and explosive articles. According to yin, gossip, men with fire Tak Hing, portions of favorite Zhao Hede abandoned politics, water potential, so someone likens Zhao Hede "dangerous beauty", which is why beauty is the cause, rather than a curse, curse gold causes.
Known as the "Troy" event.
In short, Zhao's sister that red and pillow not only became the Emperor's favorite, also became a regular in the official and unofficial, net red 2000 years, kicked off this.
During the Western Han dynasty palace group, sister Ding Zhao, succeeded Xu Huanghou, brings refreshment and the two reds out of the group. Say, brings refreshment and used to be a promising generation of Yin Fei, and portions of a love story.
In portions of abandoned class brings refreshment and, pet Zhao's sisters this pieces thing occurred more than 1000 years zhihou, Qing dynasty of big v lanrong wrote has sent has a sentence "life if only as has shown signs of, what autumn sad painting fan" of micro-Bo, told of is class brings refreshment and in limbo among wrote has a first complained song line, will himself than do summer favored to has fall on was abandoned of painting fan, its poems said "often fear autumn section to, cool soared claimed hot. Leave donated trunk in the trunk, kindness in the road. "
Lanrong this poem later became QQ signature statistically ranking the first three sentences.
▲ (Zhao Hede early screen image)
Zhao's sister in favor is not without reason, they all have talent, such as Zhao Feiyan was "dancing", Zhao Hede was a "bath", Yes, bathing, and Zhao Hede is mistress professional history only "bath" practice skills to the Max players, came in second, after practicing this skill +19 mistress was Yang yuhuan. Later v Bai Juyi of the Tang dynasty in the everlasting describe Yang Guifei "bath" skill damage:
"Cold give bath Huaqing hot spring, which warmed and smoothed the creamy-tinted crystal of her skin. And, because of her languor, a maid was lifting her, when first the Emperor noticed her and chose her for his bride. Yunbin Hua Yan Jinbu, and were sheltered on spring evenings by warm hibiscus curtains. But nights of spring were short and the Sun arose too soon, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings. ”
Yet Zhao Hede and Yang yuhuan in the "bath" practice the skills are similar, but Zhao Hede, gaoming is coupled with a "live" stunt.
Portions at a time on the line and before Zhao Hede, Zhao Hede would shower, this private and after step was Emperor Cheng had no intention in a glimpse of normal, constantly repeated in his little theater in the brain. Voyeur Zhao Hede bath, just like Uncle Zhao Feiyan said not approximately the same, as portions of different kind of stimulation.
In order to improve the viewing of Zhao Hede bath, Emperor Cheng to spend heavily to Zhao Hede has built a bath Studio, Han was so recorded: cut copper stack of gold paint, Bai Yujie, wall with a golden oil lamp, you Lan Tianbi, Pearl, green feathers, harem was never given here.
In the West in ancient times, people tend to use way to bathe beauty of oil painting, this art form closer to take pictures, it is clear that broadcasting is a more modern form of media.
In short, in order to facilitate their voyeur bathing Zhao Hede, and Emperor Cheng of Zhao Hede has a trump the aesthetic style of the bath building. Zhao Hede know portions like peeping to wash myself, also beat, playing hard in the shower, try to arrange infinite indecent porn scenes, even after bath, also deliberate landscaping.
If it's made into a movie, I could add a line: you want to see her take a bath, she want you to see her take a bath, you know someday that you'll be sewing through this window peeping, but don't know which day you will, this is the best time.
Zhao Hede, this is her best time, at which point she was even more favored than the sisters Zhao Feiyan. At this point, in front of portions of the user interface, but Zhao Hede live shower scene:
"Zhao Hede wide Luo faded clothing, yugubingji, blue soup stream of reflections, window locks, light dip fine dry ..."
▲ (Outlaws new stills, Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing first)
In short, Zhao Hede and portions of it through this window to see an instant jolt of history only Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing dynasty through the window look up and down can be compared.
▲ (The legend of Sicily still)
Bath flowery picture, only the legend of Sicily the small boy in the eyes of Reinado Marlena can match.
And many addicted to red anchor themselves men similar to portions of the ultimate outcome is not under lived by night, Emperor Cheng of Zhao Hede in the end never out of bed.
A prophecy, Zhao Hede meticulously set a trap, the gentle, portions of waste political satraps tried, and even die, and portions of the circle of friends "would rather die drunk gentle, not Mu-Wu Bai Yunxiang" until now lie in the history of the server.
Zhao Hede trying to live for the first time in human history, lays a live history of the peak from the outset, both portions of her magnificent Studio built, or Zhao Hede orchestrated broadcast content, and because the enormous benefit of live (first mistress of the Temple), there are portions of the broadcast audience obsession level is unprecedented unchallenged.
Wood window's live screen from the beginning of a seam, QQ and QQ groups one to one to many video Windows, and now to a diverse audience of tens of millions live application window changes, number changes, but desire does the slightest bit of human nature has not changed.
Wheels creak of history over and spoil a beautiful Consort Zhao Hede live footage was deleted, leaving only some fragmentation methodology is now broadcast network parody with the red.
2000年前第一个尝试直播的女人，就要了男人的命 - 网络直播,女主播 - IT资讯
公元前18年，在中国为西汉孝成鸿嘉三年，论干支则为癸卯，属兔，当年四海升平，全年并无大事可叙，纵是气候有点反常，四月北方大旱，十一月四川郑躬率六十余人起义，但这种灾患，以我国幅员之大，似乎年年在所不免，只要小事未曾酿成大灾，也就无关宏旨。总之，在历史上，鸿嘉三年实为平平淡淡的一年。
但是要以互联网通史的角度来说，鸿嘉三年出现了历史上第一个通过直播上位的平民网红，即便互联网差不多在2000年之后才出现。
所有在互联网上分享减肥心得美女博主都有一个始祖级别的偶像，那就是赵飞燕，这位“贵妃上马马不知”的美女，和唐朝那位“贵妃上马马不支”的杨玉环并称为“环肥燕瘦”，而能“掌中舞罢箫声绝”的赵飞燕也成为瘦身界的传奇。
▲（赵飞燕的荧幕形象之一）
今天要讲的，是另外一个传奇，赵飞燕的妹妹赵合德，这姐妹二人也是中国特色宫斗剧的常客，当然，这是另外一个话题。
公元前18年这一年的某天，汉成帝刘骜打开微信附近的人，看到阳阿公主在线，就去她家串门，发现宫女赵飞燕舞艺过人，风姿绰约，于是就加了赵飞燕微信，发红包求约。赵飞燕深谙撩汉之道，连续三天都欲擒故纵地说“叔叔不约我们不约”。
所谓妻不如妾，妾不如偷，偷不如偷不着。说起来西汉皇帝都有一个喜欢去姐姐家勾搭姑娘的臭德行，汉武帝在平阳公主家勾搭来了卫子夫，这一次汉成帝勾搭赵飞燕煞费苦心，得不到永远在骚动，被宠爱的都有恃无恐。最终赵飞燕上位之后，成功地让汉成帝直接卸载了微信里的摇一摇、漂流瓶和附近的人。
为了让自己在汉成帝微信对话框置顶的地位更牢固，再打压一下西汉后宫微信群其他群成员的，赵飞燕把自己的妹妹兼队友赵合德也拉进了后宫群。
▲（赵合德的荧幕形象之一）
赵飞燕由线上到线下O2O把赵合德拉进宫，她的妹妹马上得势，汉成帝和赵合德在丽思卡尔顿的总统套开完房之后，感受到了生命的大和谐，顺手发了一条朋友圈：
“宁愿醉死温柔乡,不慕武帝白云乡。”
这对于这个西汉政治界和娱乐界来说，是个爆炸性的消息。随后，活泼八卦等等娱乐大号赶着热点撰写了《到底是什么姿势，让皇上沉迷温柔乡中，从此不早朝？》等等微信爆款十万加文章。
而时政大号们则忧国忧民，也发表了《白天实干兴邦，夜晚实干误国》的文章，指责赵氏姐妹“此祸水也，灭火必矣”，也是十万加爆款文章。根据阴阳五行八卦来说，大汉以火德而兴，汉成帝宠爱赵合德荒废政事，犹如水灭火势，因此有人就把赵合德比作成了“祸水”，这也是为什么红颜是祸水，而不是祸土，祸金的原因。
史称“红颜祸水”事件。
总之，赵氏姐妹就这样红了，不光是成为了皇上枕边的红人，也成了正史和野史里面的常客，网红两千年，就此拉开序幕。
在西汉后宫群中，赵氏姐妹呼风唤雨，成功地将许皇后、班婕妤这两个红人挤出了群。说起来，班婕妤曾经是有希望成为一代贤妃的，也和汉成帝有过一段时间的爱情佳话。
在汉成帝抛弃班婕妤，宠爱赵氏姐妹这件事发生一千多年之后，清朝的大V纳兰容若写了发了一句“人生若只如初见，何事秋风悲画扇”的微博，讲的就是班婕妤在冷宫之中写了一首《怨歌行》，将自己比做夏天受宠到了秋天就被抛弃的画扇，其诗曰“常恐秋节至，凉飙夺炎热。弃捐箧笥中，恩情中道绝”。
后来纳兰容若这句诗成为统计学上QQ签名排名前三的句子。
▲（赵合德早期的荧幕形象）
赵氏姐妹得宠不是没有原因，她们都有天赋技能，比如赵飞燕的是“跳舞”，赵合德的技能是“洗澡”，是的，洗澡也是技能，而且赵合德是宠妃这个职业历史上唯一把“洗澡”技能练到Max的玩家，排在第二，把这个技能练到+19的宠妃是杨玉环。后来唐朝大V白居易在《长恨歌》中这么描写杨贵妃“洗澡”技能的伤害值：
“春寒赐浴华清池，温泉水滑洗凝脂。侍儿扶起娇无力，始是新承恩泽时。云鬓花颜金步摇，芙蓉帐暖度春宵。春宵苦短日高起，从此君王不早朝。”
按理说赵合德和杨玉环在“洗澡”这个技能上的修炼其实是差不多的，但是赵合德的高明之处就是加上了“直播”的特技。
每次汉成帝上线要和赵合德来一发之前，赵合德就会沐浴更衣，这个私密且正常的步骤在一次被汉成帝无意窥见之后，就不断地在他的脑内小剧场重演。偷窥赵合德沐浴，就像当初面对赵飞燕说叔叔不约一样，成为汉成帝心中别样的刺激。
为了提高赵合德洗澡的观赏值，汉成帝花重金给赵合德修建了洗澡直播间，《汉书》是这么记载的：切皆铜沓黄金涂，白玉阶，壁带往往为黄金釭，函蓝田璧，明珠、翠羽饰之，自后宫未尝有焉。
在古时候的西方，人们更倾向于用油画的方式来呈现洗澡的美态，这种艺术表现形式接近于拍照，很明显，直播是一种更前卫的媒介形态。
总之，为了方便自己偷窥赵合德洗澡，汉成帝给赵合德修了一个川普审美风格的澡缸子。赵合德自然知道汉成帝喜欢偷窥自己洗澡，也就将计就计，在洗澡的时候欲擒故纵，尽量铺排无限的媟艳风光，甚至连浴罢的情态，也加以刻意的美化。
如果这事儿拍成电影，想必会加一句台词：你想窥她洗澡，她也想你窥她洗澡，你们都知道总有一天你们会隔着窗户缝窥视，但不知道你们会在哪一天这样，这就是最好的时光。
对赵合德来说，这的确是她最好的时光，此时她甚至比姐姐赵飞燕更受宠。此时，在汉成帝眼前的用户界面里，只剩下赵合德直播洗澡的画面：
“赵合德宽褪罗衣，玉骨冰肌，兰汤潋滟，顾影自怜，关窗锁户，轻醮细拭…”
▲（新《水浒传》剧照，潘金莲和西门庆初见）
总之，汉成帝和赵合德隔着窗户这一见的瞬间电光火石，历史上也只有潘金莲和西门庆在宋朝那次隔着窗户的仰望和俯视能相比了。
▲（《西西里的美丽传说》剧照）
至于洗澡的香艳画面，也只有《西西里的美丽传说》中小男孩雷纳多眼中的玛莲娜可以比拟。
和许多沉迷于网红主播不能自拔的男性类似，汉成帝最终的结局并不好，夜夜笙歌之下，汉成帝最终在赵合德的床上再也没有起来。
一语成谶，在赵合德精心设下的温柔乡陷阱里，汉成帝废政误国，乃至一命呜呼，而当初汉成帝发的那条朋友圈“宁愿醉死温柔乡,不慕武帝白云乡”直到现在都还躺在历史的服务器中。
至于人类历史上第一次尝试直播的赵合德，一开始就奠定了直播史上的巅峰，无论是汉成帝给她建的金碧辉煌直播间，还是赵合德精心安排的直播内容，以及因为直播带来的巨大受益（后宫第一宠妃），还有汉成帝这个直播受众的沉迷程度，都是前无古人后无来者。
从开始的直播屏幕是木窗一缝，到QQ和QQ群的一对一一对多视频窗口，再到现在的各种受众千万的直播应用，窗口在变，人数在变，不过其中的人性欲望确实一丁点儿也没有变。
历史车轮吱吱碾过，宠妃赵合德直播的旖旎画面则被删除，只留下一些支离破碎的方法论被如今的直播网红们东施效颦着。