Beautiful round, hungry yet fight the truth: a tongue, a hand-book, hungry-IT information
"July 15, 2016 one o'clock in the afternoon around, beauty mission outside sold a name rider parking in big constant technology building opposite of can parking at, hungry has you distribution personnel in passing rider electric at hit rider outside sold box, rider Zhijian occurred spat disputed, hungry has you of rider got off beat beauty mission outside sold rider (led to glasses was playing bad, right eyebrows bone at swollen up, has broken wound). Urban colleagues feedback, beautiful round out the rider did not strike a blow. At present, the parties at the Zhongguancun West district police station, police mediation, the latest news will be the first time the feedback. ”
"Today at around one o'clock in the afternoon, da Heng science and technology building, Zhongguancun downstairs, hungry transportation specialist and the takeaway delivery in the rub occurs when parking, beautiful round out export transportation specialist abuse, disputes between the two sides. Beautiful round out the rider sustained serious head injuries, hungry riders right elbow fracture slightly. Caused by colleagues on both sides watched, not Internet rumors of gang fights. At present, both sides are police mediation. ”
Above each of the two words is beautiful and is hungry for this afternoon's " mass Brawl incident two delivery " response to what, as a small series of a had time to eat, see one second of the two responses, is this:
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First, small series like to ask a question, you can figure out these two paragraphs are someone's response?
Guess students can read. Don't guess, read it again from beginning.
Although responses are dark (Zi) reservoir (Shuo) hyun (Zi) (hua), but small series quickly stroked the entire event. The translation is as follows:
Time: July 15, 2016 at about one o'clock in the afternoon, today small series of sleepy time in the afternoon
Location: Zhongguancun da Heng science and technology building across the parking (Zhongguancun are places)
People: hungry delivery staff and beautiful round takeout delivery staff
Event: a group distribution came to play on the left, his takeout parked electric cars; the right to a hungry riders, accidentally scraped the car. Group transportation specialist EE shouting, hungry riders face refuses to strike. Yellow color on the face, elbow Ka wipe in blue. Do not know the Group of rational is still hungry to win, anyway, both went to the police station to mediate!
According to responses on both sides, this is what happened, the rest of the yellows and blues are watching colleagues. While the two companies competitive, but take-out delivery personnel we do not read too much into the fight--after all, who had known no razor.
Feeling a hungry employee sees the Internet, small feel really has a point: "crowd who are all busy, I was so busy, I didn't go to see. ”
美团、饿了么斗殴真相：一个先动口，一个先出手 - 美团,饿了么 - IT资讯
“2016年7月15日下午一点钟左右，美团外卖一名骑手停车在大恒科技大厦对面的可停车处，饿了么配送人员在路过骑手电动车处撞到骑手外卖箱，骑手之间发生口角争执，饿了么的骑手下车殴打美团外卖骑手（导致眼镜被打坏，右眼眉骨处肿起，有破伤口）。经城市同事反馈，美团外卖骑手没有动手打人。目前，双方当事人在中关村西区派出所，接受警方的调解，有最新的消息会第一时间反馈。”
“今天下午一点左右，中关村大恒科技大厦楼下，饿了么配送员和美团外卖配送员在停车时发生剐蹭，美团外卖配送员出口谩骂，双方发生争执。美团外卖骑手头部受伤，饿了么骑手右手肘轻微骨折。现场引起双方同事围观，并非网上传言的群殴。目前，双方正在派出所调解。”
上面两段话分别是美团和饿了么针对今天下午的“两家派送员发生大规模斗殴事件”所做出的回应，作为一个没来得及到场吃瓜的小编，看到这两段回应的第一秒钟，心里是这样的：
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首先，小编想问一句，你能猜出来这两段分别是谁家的回应吗？
猜出来的同学，可以继续往下看。没猜出来的，从头再看一遍。
虽然回应都是暗（zi）藏（shuo）玄（zi）机（hua），但是小编还是很快捋清了整个事件。翻译如下：
时间：2016年7月15日下午一点钟左右，也就是今天下午小编刚刚犯困的时候
地点：中关村大恒科技大厦对面的可停车处（中关村真是是非之地）
人物：饿了么配送人员和美团外卖配送人员
事件：打左边来了个美团配送员，他把电动车停好送外卖；打右边来了个饿了么骑手，一不小心刮了车。美团配送员心里不爽大声骂，饿了么骑手脸上不服动手打。黄衣服的脸上挂了彩，蓝衣服的手肘咔了擦。也不知道是美团的有理还是饿了么的能赢，反正是双双去了派出所来调停！
根据双方回应来看，这应该就是事情的经过，其余的黄色和蓝色军团都是围观同事。虽然两家公司竞争激烈，但是外卖派送人员的斗殴大家也不必过度解读——毕竟谁没刮过车呢。
看到网上一位饿了么员工的感慨，小编觉得说的真有道理啊：“围观的那些人都是闲的，我忙得不得了，我就没去看。”