A bitter two tired three singles, seven programmers hate-programmer, programming-IT information
Why do programmers?
A: I was forced by my mother.
B: I just wanted to steal QQ account ...
C: a province separated from a long time ago and students chat, "I can control your computer", in order to achieve this goal, and then. ... So be it.
D: I am playing in order to mix anything to eat code, when an interviewer asked me this question when I said I liked coding, the love of programming.
Like, in the words of Daniel. Is "write code or give money, where do such a good thing going! “
Our love is simple to program, but the world is not simple.
Let us count our bitter Programmer's "seven gnawing."
Kill a programmer does not need to use a gun, three needs can be modified.
"Boyfriend write code on me, so I quietly get rid of Web.XML configuration, he had transferred pass for two days, I told him that he broke up with me, I'm sad, but his friends tell me he hacked to death before you that he really loves you ..."
"Landlord TM series, programmers where's girlfriend! ”
"SB, who told you that I'm a woman. ”
Because overtime finding programmers often stay up late there are three drawbacks: first, the memory is getting worse and, secondly, counting often mistake; IV, memory is getting worse.
Leadership was bound and blindfolded, he asked: "you want to do? "Each other in silence, flogging, leadership begs for mercy:" don't call, asking for money? "Whip," 100,000 not enough? "Whip," 1 million? "And a whip. Leadership collapsed: "TMD what you what? "" You want? I help you with the project, write code to TMD, they also want to know you want to! ”
According to the programmer, who asked not to be named said, virtually any customer's all requirements can be summed up in the following couplet, the Union: easy to use interface is good, second line: stable and efficient spend less, streamer: immediately.
IT engineer + = overtime programmer + implementation + test + engineers network engineers + electrical engineering + loader + Porter + Superman.
A programmer pipes broke, he called a plumber to repair. Plumbers to tinker with for an hour, finally repaired the pipe he gave programmers a 600-Yuan bills. "600! "The programmer said angrily:" I am all day when programmers don't make so much money! "" Yes. "Plumber calmly said," when I was a programmer, too. "Hey, reading comics was felt into painting, felt true.
Once upon a time you in the ocean of passion into code
Carry on for many years, and, the way you paint the future with mouse and keyboard
This way too rough –
Sometimes customers demand tortured, put down only to the heart
Sometimes been single for a long time, and seeking a true love of mine
Sometimes lots of overtime tied, holding a bowl of noodles with tears in his eyes two lines
Sometimes the burden of oppression, their families go stumbling
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一苦二累三单身，
程序员还有七大恨 -
程序员,编程 - IT资讯
为什么当程序员？
A：我是被我妈逼的。
B：我只想盗取QQ账号。。。
C：很早以前和相隔一个省的同学聊天，“我能控制你的电脑”，为了实现这个目标，然后。。。。就这样吧。
D：我是为了混口饭吃才玩代码的，当面试官问我这个问题的时候，我说我喜欢coding，热爱编程。
其实就是喜欢呗，用一个大牛的话说。就是：“写代码还给钱，这么好的事上哪找去！“
我们对程序是单纯的热爱，只是世界并不单纯。
让我们细数一下我们苦逼程序员的“七大恨”吧。
杀一个程序员不需要用枪，改三次需求就可以了。
“男朋友写代码不理我，于是我悄悄改掉了web.xml的一个配置，他搞了两天都没调通，我告诉了他，结果他要和我分手，我很伤心，但他的朋友告诉我，他没砍死你才说明他真的爱你…”
“楼主别tm编了，程序员哪来的女朋友！”
“sb，谁告诉你我是女的了。”
因为加班熬夜发现程序员经常熬夜有三个弊端：第一，记忆力越来越差；第二，数数经常会数错；第四，记忆力越来越差。
领导被绑，蒙眼，惊问：“想干什么？”，对方不语，鞭笞之，领导求饶：“别打，要钱？”，又一鞭，“十万够不？”，又一鞭，“一百万？”，又一鞭。领导崩溃：“你们TMD到底要啥？”“要什么？我帮你做项目，写代码的时候也很想知道你TMD到底想要啥！”
据一位不愿透露姓名的程序员说，基本上所有客户的所有要求都能总结为下面这样一幅对联，上联：简单易用界面好，下联：稳定高效花钱少，横批：立马就要。
IT工程师=加班狂+程序员+测试工程师+实施工程师+网络工程师+电工+装卸工+搬运工+超人。
一程序员家的水管坏了，他打电话叫来一个水管工修理。水管工鼓捣了一个小时，终于把管子修好了，他递给程序员一张600元的帐单。“600元！”程序员愤怒地说：“我当程序员一天都赚不了这么多钱！”“是啊。”水管工平静地说，“我当程序员的时候也是。”哎，看完漫画真是感觉自己已经融入画中，感觉到自己的真实写照。
曾几何时，你以满腔热血投身代码的海洋
入行多年，你用鼠标键盘描绘未来的模样
这一路太坎坷——
有时被客户的需求折磨，委屈失望只能往心里藏
有时被长久的单身困扰，寻寻觅觅一个心爱的姑娘
有时被加不完的班捆绑，手捧一碗泡面眼含热泪两行
有时被生活的重担压迫，拖家带口走得踉踉跄跄
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