Code masquerading as an annual salary of more than 200,000 times? -Code, programmers-IT information
Young code monkey friends, from the East Coast, Central and Southern California ... ... You migrated to Silicon Valley, whether you want a distant beauty to you to worship look? Want friends think you are cool so good? Today we will talk about how Silicon Valley into a kick-ass (worth more than 200,000 times) code monkey.
Basic version
1, principles of computer at Sticker
On your computer if you only post an "Apple", a forced upgrade based on!
HTML、Dropbox、Flickr... Even the NSA, to be a kick-ass code, first on a computer full of symbolic Sticker!
2, burn your suit and shoes
How may take the form of the highest-profile tell you that you′re not from the Bay area′s wild code monkey? Is put on suits brought from the East Coast shoes, hair mixed with half a bottle of hair spray, to sit straight and in fear waiting for your friends at Starbucks. (Mysterious smile)
Hahaha, anyone whose closet is this??
Code Monkey Outfit in the wild: a t matched with jeans or sweatpants, cold and a Hoodie. This set of outfits suitable for almost all industries in Silicon Valley.
Little Tips: lots of clever code monkey likes to wear a variety of kick-ass conferences or meetings of other ill send T-shirt! Distinguish themselves on the hot technology concern on the one hand, on the other hand is affordable! Have the opportunity to take a few more, Yes!
In addition to highly Nerdy t, funny t-the show, Bob wisdom and temperament, Oh!
3, "dog tags"
Every now and then, accidentally, in the public relations, before the goddess of your strange, show your badge with pride.
4, the use of high-end Meetup photos Profile photos
Facebook, know the avatar into Meetup in high-end sports photos, Daniel stood by Zuckerberg, Elon Musk and other effects would be even better!
Advanced Edition
1, the number of Monitor
2-3 displays tend to be veteran Bob.
When you display up to 4, you should be a financial dog!
2, large Dating
"Wretched" and "bothered" code monkey, Dating to data support Ah! Goddess in Facebook there are many Like, know how many fans, watercress knows how much attention they were also released through the goddess ′ main content, publishing frequencies to infer preferences and the love of the goddess status! Seizing the opportunity, at any time attack!
3, personal Terminal
Turn on the computer, not a fantastic Terminal how do it!
Want to know how to add magic to your Terminal, please Google# how to Customize Terminal
4, Gao Xing San Hui GitHub
GitHub has become the Yelp open source product, trying to make? Create Takaboshi GitHub come out!
Tips: not in the regular time to PUSH your code! Always appears at three o′clock in the morning the horses of God in silence, looking mysterious niubi again!
Nano/Emacs/Vim 5, development tools, IDE rolled thick
There is circulating in Silicon Valley for many years, real programmers write code in Emacs or Vim, and Nano.
Oh, of course, the programmer directly with a needle and not ghost animals right. IDE has been black-black and blue. Of course, the essence of Emacs/Vim not IDE or editor, but a special kind of Shell, or command line-rich. Emacs, Im also can be used as IDE, and flexible configuration.
6, like hackers write code
I heard you cannot be satisfied with a simple code monkey, also wants to be in the eyes of others advanced hacker! Then you will open 13 weapon-Hack Typer! You can write one line of code, as long as enough is calm enough, and was wearing a black Hoodie, girls can sit up! After you open a Web site, select a topic (SCP agencies, An Bulei company, Aperture Science, Black Mesa and other), enter the page press the F11 full screen, then natural crackling press skillfully!! You must be very fast, don′t get too excited, it is naturally very important! Code on the screen such as flowing water pouring out!
Sister when looking for your computer, remember to perform a hacker legend!
7, professional technical slots
Bob′s topics, without technology, every now and then throw in a few words you speak in sharp grooves, cool not kick-ass has seen! Just spray it to Linux is changeable, huge differences between versions and versions!
Open source projects Contributor
The code monkey is not a good code not to participate in open source projects!
Many cows x Contributor are not deliberately look for open source projects to participate in a project, but in courses during the project or start a project, many third party libraries after the bug was encountered, and modify the source code.
Anyway, a bull ape-x program should participate in open source projects!
Ultimate Edition, enlarged enrollment
1, not more than five days into the bathroom
Want to be a good sport, temperament: code ... First of all, do not take shower in five days! Bill Gates three days without bathing is the norm, what are you shy!
2, inadvertently left out a piece of 500KBase W2
Tax season is coming, W2 shows everything!
Say nothing, in front of the adoring sister, in front of bragging buddies accidentally shake a Base 500k W2, is the most low-key show off!
Art-trick
Newby′s personal page
No lengthy resume, no fancy design, simple words that you do the most amazing thing!
A cult author of Python Guido′s personal page:
Don′t think only God can use the Hall level, put you on a page that you do or have done interesting projects talk sister absolutely enough!
如何伪装成一个年薪20万刀以上的码农？ - 码农,
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年轻的程序猿朋友们，从东岸、中部、南加……迁徙到硅谷的你，是否希望远处的美女向你投来崇拜的目光？希望身边的朋友觉得你很酷很牛逼？今天我们来聊聊如何在硅谷装成一个牛逼（身价20万刀以上）的程序猿。
初级版
1、有原则的在电脑上贴Sticker
你的电脑上如果只贴了一个“苹果”，那一起来把基础的逼格提升一下吧！
HTML、Dropbox、Flickr…甚至NSA，要想成为一个牛逼的码农，先在电脑上贴满象征性的Sticker！
2、烧毁你的西装和皮鞋
怎么样可以用最高调的形式告诉大家，你不是来自湾区的野生程序猿嘛？就是穿上从东岸带来的西装皮鞋，头发混入半瓶发胶，笔直又忐忑地坐在星巴克等你的朋友。（神秘的微笑）
哈哈哈，大家猜猜这是谁的衣橱？？？
野生程序猿Outfit：一件T配上牛仔裤或者运动裤，冷了就加一件Hoodie。这套行头几乎适用于硅谷的所有行业。
小Tips：许多机智的程序猿其实很喜欢穿各种牛逼发布会或者其他厉害的会议送的T-shirt！一方面彰显自己对科技热点的关注，另一方面就是经济实惠啦！有机会就多收几件，没错！
除了高度Nerdy的T，搞怪T也是很展现你的程序猿智慧和气质哦！
3、“狗牌”
时不时的，不经意的，在公关场合，你心仪的陌生女神前，露出你骄傲的胸牌。
4、使用高端Meetup照片做Profile照片
把Facebook、知乎等等的头像换成参加高端项目的Meetup照片，如果旁边站着扎克伯格、Elon Musk等大牛效果就更好啦！
进击版
1、Monitor个数
用2-3个显示屏的往往是资深程序猿。
而当显示屏上升到4个时，你应该就是金融狗了！
2、大数据Dating
“猥琐”又“牛X”的程序猿们，Dating也要数据支持啊！女神在Facebook有多少个Like，在知乎有多少粉丝，在豆瓣有多少关注量他们都了如指掌，还会通过女神们的主要发布内容，发布频率来推测女神的偏好和恋爱状态！从而抓准时机，随时进攻！
3、个性化Terminal
打开电脑，没有个牛逼的Terminal怎么行！
想知道如何给Terminal添加魔法，请Google#如何Customize Terminal
4、高星GitHub
GitHub已经变成了开源产品的Yelp，想装逼？先打造高星的GitHub出来吧！
Tips:不在常规时间PUSH你的代码！总是默默出现在凌晨三点神马的，看起来就比较神秘又牛X了！
5、开发工具用Nano/ Emacs/ Vim, IDE滚粗
硅谷有句流传多年的话，真正的程序员，用Emacs、Nano或者Vim写代码。
哦，当然还有程序员直接用磁针和从不鬼畜的右手。而IDE，已经被黑得遍体鳞伤了。当然，Emacs/Vim的本质不是IDE，也不是编辑器，而是一种特殊的Shell，或者说富命令行。Emacs、Im也可以当作IDE来用，而且配置比较灵活。
6、像黑客一样写代码
听说你不能满足于成为一个单纯的程序猿，还想成为别人眼中的高级黑客！那你就要打开装13利器-Hack Typer了！你可以一行代码都不会写，只要够冷静够沉着，还穿着一件黑色连帽衫，就可以让妹子们刮目相看了！打开网站后，选择一个主题（SCP机构、安布雷拉公司、Aperture Science、Black Mesa等），进入页面按F11全屏，然后自然熟练地噼里啪啦按键盘！！一定要非常快，不要太激动，自然很重要！屏幕上的代码此时已如行云流水喷涌而出！
妹子找你修电脑的时候，记得演绎一段黑客传奇！
7、专业技术吐槽
程序猿们的话题，基本离不开技术，你在谈话中时不时的抛出几句犀利的吐槽，牛逼不牛逼就见分晓了！比如随口喷一下Linux变化多端，版本和版本之间差异巨大！
开源项目的Contributor
不参加开源项目的程序猿不是好码农！
很多牛X的开源项目Contributor都不是刻意地找一个项目去参与，而是在做课程项目或者创业项目期间，遇到许多第三方库的bug后，针对性地对源代码进行修改。
Anyway，一个牛X的程序猿一定要参加过开源项目哟！
终极版，放大招
1、五天以上不进入浴室
想做一个有风度，有气质的码农吗…First of all, do not take shower in five days! Bill Gates三天不洗澡都是常事呢，你害羞啥！
2、不经意间甩出一张500KBase的W2
报税季到了，W2说明一切！
啥都不说了，在心仪的妹子面前，在吹牛逼的哥们前，不小心抖落一张Base 500k的W2,就是最低调的炫耀！
殿堂级绝招
牛逼的个人页面
没有冗长的简历，没有花哨的设计，简单几句话说明你做过最牛逼的事情！
一起来膜拜一下Python的作者Guido的个人页面：
别以为只有神人才可以用殿堂级别的大招，在你的页面上放上你在做的或者曾经做过的有趣的项目，忽悠妹子绝对够用了！